when you say ow but it doesn’t really hurt
subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns
I came out as a queer during football practice when my coach was like “son, you’re having trouble throwing straight” and I replied “I’m also having trouble being straight”. It got very quiet and then coach just shook his head and said “throw the damn ball, Cooper”
i have been laughing for 3 million years
what if squidward was a rapper and after all of his songs he went “squid. word”
is it weird i’m mad that 10 year olds are going to see monsters university and when finding dory comes out they will go see that too like you are not allowed that is our childhood not yours stop it!!!
This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets